Understanding Marketing Strategies

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"

- That's Direct Marketing..."

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."

-That's Advertising..."

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me"

- That's Telemarketing..."

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?"

- That's Public Relations..."

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?"

- That's Brand Recognition...

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face."

- "That's Customer Feedback..."

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband."

- "That's demand and supply gap..."

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him -

"That's competition eating into your market share..."

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives."

- "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

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